Sunday, December 15, 2013

Things Dogs Do Not Understand

1. Whining at 6am for me to pet you will not make me like you.

2. Pushing against the door while I'm trying to open it for you is counter productive.

3. When I close the bathroom door so I can pee, I'm still there. I didn't die. Stop whining at the door.

4. Farting in a confined area will not making my sleeping experience better.

5. Cat food makes you throw up. Stop eating it.