"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia."- E.L. Doctorow

1. I like, my cousin, have forgotten how to blog.

2. I am extremely busy for the rest of August, only a few evenings off before it's time to move back to school.

3. Sitting for 12 hours a day + two or three poor mans' mocha's a day = fat parts.

4. My beautiful sister, Kat, is getting married on Saturday and I'm extremely excited.

5. "Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very", your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be." -Mark Twain.