Step 1: Fill up your electric tea-pot with water.
Step 2: Turn the tea pot on.
Step 3: Find a mug shaped like a penguin wearing a scarf and a Santa hat.
Step 4: Cut a napkin in half.
Step 5: Place the half napkin inside a tea leaf strainer.
Step 6: Place the tea leaf strainer/half napkin in the penguin mug.
Step 7: Scoop 1 and 1/2 tablespoons of coffee grounds into the napkin-lined tea leaf strainer.
Step 8: Pour boiling hot water over the coffee grounds. You will have to repeat this step several times as the tea strainer doesn't strain quickly.
Step 9: Take the tea leaf strainer off the penguin mug.
Step 10: Marvel at your greatness.